Can you trash it?

Lunette Records has announced an original competition: reviewers are invited to offer a review of their latest release, The Hanging Garden by Hypnotique, describing in under 500 words just how much they hate it. Reviews will be assessed on a points system based on the number of anti-superlatives and clich?s used, the level of vitriol and self-loathing, and how relevant the critique is to the music. The competition closes on July 1st 2005. Main prize: a dirty envelope stuffed with 20 used ?5 notes!