Insiders only

immigration officers refused to let a group of musicians into the country after they failed a quiz about the beatles. the six brazilians thought ringo starr was dead and had never heard of yoko ono – despite being on their way to liverpool for a festival celebrating the fab four. they also could not name a few well-known beatle songs.

now this is a good development. we only want professionals and insiders at concerts! i propose that a pop quiz at the entrance should be introduced at each concert.