On the CMI mailinglist, someone inquired if dark ambient creator Gustaf Hildebrand is an actual writer, after a phrase in a music review where he was called an ‘author’.

Gustaf answered himself: “Actually, I write pornographic novels about mature women in their menopause, including the highly acclaimed Bitch of Prey which is currently ranked as #3 on the New York Times best-seller list. I have also made forays into philosophy with works such as Hoedown Hootenanny and Memoires From a Portuguese Cat-House.”